Naughty Cowgirls

topic posted Mon, June 13, 2005 - 10:29 AM by 
A sad story of wet panties. Please hit me with rotten tomatoes, wet panties or whatever comes to mind to insure this never happens again. Demerit for johay.

So the naughty cowgirls threw a party this weekend in Vancouver and it was amazingly fun. We were naughty, they were naughty and the place was hot hot hot. I took my girlfriend (who is a naughty cowgirl) and we were sitting in the smoking room. I smelled pot and began a visual search to detect the offender so that I may partake as well.

I'm standing in front of her wearing leather vest, black cowboy hat
and decide to give her a lapdance in front of all these hot people. As I lower myself slowly onto her lap she looks at me, face flushed with redness, eyes on fire with desire, body paralyzed by passion and says "Oh my god, I'm sitting in a puddle!"

Immediately I stand back up and reply "oh man! Did I spill my beer on you?", thinking I'd spilled on my descent. "So sorry sweets!" Then my head whipped around to find the greens in question.

Minutes later I am informed that I did not spill on her at all and that her panties were very very wet. Stupid boy! (wet thighs!) I just thought I'd share a wet panty moment from this weekend with you. Needless to say I made it up to her (quite well thank you) but goddamn did I feel like an idiot.
Commence verbal beating or sympathetic commiseration.
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  • Re: Naughty Cowgirls

    Mon, June 13, 2005 - 10:35 AM
    seems it would have been more unsettling if ya had assumed you had gotten her panties wet and that had not been the case at all...
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      Re: Naughty Cowgirls

      Mon, June 13, 2005 - 12:14 PM
      Oh, panty puddles, Johay, sorry to hear, but I think Shawn is correct and apparently you playing innocent came off quite well. So really to you I say hats off, mate.
      • Re: Naughty Cowgirls

        Mon, June 13, 2005 - 12:28 PM
        And here I thought I was displaying horrifying levels of A.D.D.
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          Re: Naughty Cowgirls

          Mon, June 13, 2005 - 12:43 PM
          Oooooooooo nice one Johay - just the visual of you doing a lap dance with a leather vest and a black cowboy hat gave me the same effect as her - "sitting in a puddle - right now"

          I agree with Shawn and Julian - you played it off quite well

          Can I order that for my birthday next month? LOL
          • Re: Naughty Cowgirls

            Mon, June 13, 2005 - 1:00 PM
            *tugs on VBS' santa jacket*
            Whaddya think? Should I give it up?
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              Re: Naughty Cowgirls

              Mon, June 13, 2005 - 7:52 PM
              The full results may not be in on Johay (AS YET), but there seems to be some contradictions to add to the confusion

              1- Your acute sense of smell was finely tuned to detect a distant 'herbal' aroma, but was strangly dull to the differences between the aromas of a spilled beer, a weak bladder, or a willing woman.

              2- Your sense of style and openness to actualy follow the 'theme' coupled with the freedom of thought to provide an impromptu lapdance, seems to conflict with your need for permission, or approval, from Santa Claus before hopping on the aforementioned laps of USDA Prime meat

              That being said --- Hell Yes ! Give it up to ALL of them as often as they ask for it. Whatever the hell "IT" is....LOL.

              • Re: Naughty Cowgirls

                Tue, June 14, 2005 - 5:16 AM
                lol! VBS.. you're funny.

                Johay.. awww... how sweet. I would think it would be so cute if I made that kind of comment and a boy said what you said. I would want you more, because you'd come off so sweet. I like the whole man-child thing.

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